I originally posted about this on the Discord, but I figured it'd be better to have this out there on the open web rather than stuck on a messaging platform that can't be accessed without an account.
The story so far:
I was in Spain and I saw a fake NES classic plug-n-play for sale in between legit NES, SNES, and PS3 consoles. I decided to record video of the entire game list in case it was anything of note. When I got home, I did a rather thorough search for videos of this same console, but couldn't find anything. I did find this video which was close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjUT8XlELuE ...except the one I found had the Mario games switched out (starting with #8 Dr. Mario -> Zooming Secretary).
So without further ado, here's the game list (as pictures because I do NOT feel like typing out all this text):